Post by Robert Fabian on Apr 20, 2010 5:32:25 GMT -5
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Name: Robert William Fabian
Nickname(s): Bob [codename: Bob, Agent of HYDRA]
Age: 33
Gender: Male
Birthday: May 27
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Job: Deadpool's sidekick, Honorary member of Agency X, Computer Programmer
Powers: The ability to flee the scene of a crime before anything really bad happens. Bob is a normal guy in absolutely every way. He is thirty-three, and possesses average (or below average) strength, agility, durability, and intelligence for a man his age who does moderate exercise. Bob continues to wear his Hydra uniform despite his "liberation".
Bob "excels" in Stealth, thanks to the classes taught at HYDRA. The classes taught at HYDRA were Tactics of Retreat 101, Advanced Tactics of Surrender, and Hiding Places 301. Due to these classes, Bob is able to avoid danger most of the time.
Position: Neutral/Civilian/Sidekick
Play by: Ewan McGregor
Height: 5'11
Weight: 180
Body Type: Athletic
Hair: brown
Eyes: blue
Tattoos and Piercings: heart and dagger tattoo on his right arm (Even though he's afraid of needles)
Likes: Comics, Pez, The color green, Fish, swimming, video games, movies, having a steady job
Dislikes: Anyone trying to eat him, being shot, ID Cards, Being stabbed, Not being a good fighter
Strengths: Running, research, Analysis
Weaknesses: Scared of everyone and everything, His ex-wife, his undying loyalty to Wade
Fears: Being eaten, Dying, People thinking he's a loser
Personality: He still retains some of his college boy persona, making jokes and pretending that he doesn't take things seriously. However, he's well aware that he's putting on an act to deflect from the real man he is. Bob is a skittish man who tends to avoid danger, but winds up finding himself in the center of it instead. Though he has an irrational fear of trends and an altogether horrible fashion sense, he values the things in life that -really- matter, and does what ever it takes. He’s not a big flirt, but he’s got an awesome sense of humor and is comfortable around most people (though extremely pretty women make him a bit tongue-tied.)
He likes to move around so much that confined space scares him. He can be naive in the ways of the world and is a terrible judge of character. He has a bad habit of wanting to know things about those around him. He has an unfortunate tendency just to trust everybody he runs across that doesn't scare him on sight. His ideas of right and wrong will sometimes shift to suit his needs. He loves reading and doing research, and he's not afraid to ask questions if he doesn't know what you're talking about. His fear can reach epic levels where he'll actually stop whatever he's doing and just freeze. He tries and tries to be brave and perhaps one day he will be. He just wishes he knew what he was signing up for in the first place.
Family: Allison - Ex-Wife - 34
Pets: Goldfish named Orson
History: Bob is, in every respect, a normal guy. He signed up for Hydra believing that they have a dental plan (which they don't), and made $40,000 a year. Bob kept a blog while he was at Hydra, primarily remarking about the mundane like complaining about the commissary food. When Agent-X was captured when a pharmaceutical company hired him to infiltrate Hydra, the mercenary known as Deadpool mounted a rescue operation to free him.
At the time Deadpool was only three inches tall due to exposure to Pym Particles. His height did not stop him from taking down several Hydra agents before finding Bob. While Deadpool was beating an unnamed agent, Bob came running down the corridor to locate the intruder and was tripped by the tiny merc. Wade commanded Bob to take him to where Agent X was being held. Believing that Deadpool could not hurt him, Bob refused. Deadpool then hurt him... twice (because it was so much fun the first time). Deadpool used the string from a retractable I.D. card reel to aim Bob's head, and (somewhat) forced Bob to shoot his fellow Hydra agents. After being abused and mistreated by Deadpool, Bob introduced himself. Deadpool recognized Bob from his blog.
On the way out of the facility with Agent X Deadpool shot Bob so that he could claim he was being held at gunpoint and rejoin Hydra. Deadpool, at the time four inches tall, tortured Bob with a security card until he relented. He then forced Bob to fly them to safety in one of HYDRA's jets, though Bob did not know how to pilot an aircraft. Wade now runs Agency X in Agent X's stead and has kept Bob on as a teammate. His opinion of Bob changes from moment to moment, but generally regards Bob as either a friend or a pet. Bob is not unhappy with Deadpool, but may believe himself to be kidnapped from Hydra (Deadpool refers to the kidnapping as a "liberation").
Wade's friend Weasel was also taken into Hydra custody, and when Wolverine attacked the Hydra base that Weasel was at Wade was afraid that Wolverine would kill Weasel during the carnage. Deadpool forced Bob to tag along as an insurance policy. Unbeknownst to Bob, Deadpool planned to (possibly) trade Bob for Weasel if the need arose (but he would not admit this to Bob).
After Deadpool, Agent X, and Bob returned to the United States, they found Outlaw and Sandi missing. Bob accompanied Deadpool on his mission to save the girls and subsequently became an honorary member of Agency X. He continues to work with the group on their various missions, and is referred to as Deadpool's "Pet" (or "Minion", because that is "more PC"). Bob was recently shot in the leg, during a raid on the very same HYDRA base Deadpool kidnapped him from, in an attempt to save Weasel from Wolverine. When Wolverine cut off Deadpool's head, Bob was the one who put it back and let Deadpool's healing factor kick in. After Deadpool and Bob rescued Weasel, they were suddenly teleported into the past, where they aided Captain America and Bucky in stopping Arnim Zola.
Bob and Deadpool go to several different mystic relms on behalf of Doctor Strange,to save the whole multi-dimensional existance by freeing T-Ray, and fusing his soul and body back together.
They goto a swamp and meet Brother Voodoo, and Bob is knocked out and given Nightmares, as Deadpool does all the work.
When they finish up, they return back to Agent-X base. There him, and the rest of Agency X watch as Deadpool and Agent-X negotiate Deadpool's contract, by shooting at each other. He also travelled with Deadpool and Weasel to the Savage Land, where he ran away from an assortment of dinosaurs. Deadpool attempted to teleport the dinos to Genosha as a prank on Magneto, but instead they were sent to the Genoshan Embassy in downtown Manhattan. They get back to New York, and it has been infested with symbiote dinosaurs. Bob hides. Then one of the dinosaurs tendrils grabs Bob by the foot and starts to drag him away. While Bob is being dragged around the dinosaur, the dinosaur hits an electrical billboard, it falls on the dinosaur killing it.
A reporter comes up to Bob asking him if the H on his uniform stood for hero because thats what he truly is?! Bob replies by saying: "Yes, it does stand for hero because that is what I truly am!". He then gets a text from his wife saying she saw him on T.V. and that he looked hot. Then Bob and Agency X is seen at Deadpool's place watching T.V. Bob tried assisting Deadpool defeat Tiger Shark. When Deadpool asks him what he's doing Bob reply's "U-uh saving you". Then Deadpool tells Bob to throw him the rifle, Bob throws it to him but it doesn't get to him and the rifle falls into the water where Tiger Shark is waiting because "Bob throws like a girl." He is then knocked into the water. However Deadpool saves him at the last second and they were able to outmaneuver Tiger Shark for a while. It was Bob, after a shot to the hand, that explained to Deadpool that he along with Tiger Shark were hired by Norman Osborn. Who Deadpool soon realizes, stole from him during the height of the Secret Invasion against the Skrulls.
Deadpool then pulls Bob and the rifle he had out of the water and asks Bob how he found him Bob replies: "Saw you on the T.V." The next morning Bob and Deadpool are eating some food, Bob then grabs the rifle and says he's sorry but if he doesn't kill Deadpool the guy who hired him will kill him. Deadpool tells Bob that the person he should be afraid of is him. Tiger Shark comes in and Bob is sitting on the bed holding the rifle, Deadpool then attacks Tiger Shark and shoots him out the window. Deadpool then proceeds to shoot Bob in the hand for pretending to betray him.
One day Bob gets a cassette player with headphones and a tape in it from Deadpool telling him to come join him because they are going to be pirates. Deadpool then dresses up as a pirate and makes Bob dress up as his parrot and squawk before he says anything. Deadpool shows Bob some "tough love" but he catches on. Six weeks later they hit land and are looking for a vet(because Bob is dressed as a parrot and has either scurvy or heat stroke). They come across this need to find something ask booth, and inside is a blind girl that knows the island. While they are talking to the girl real pirates start attaching the island. Bob then tells the girl that Mr. Wilson has a lot of guns, then she asks who that is. Bob then proceeds to tell her that Mr. Wilson is the most feared and most badass-est mercenary in the entire world, and because he just got rich that he will defend the island for free.
Role Play Sample: "Stupid school.." Max was not having the best day. His history teacher was angry that an eleven year old boy had dared to contradict him. In true Winchester fashion, when he had been asked if he would like to teach the class, he graciously accepted. In doing so, he earned himself a week's worth of detention. He could only imagine what he would be in store for when he returned home. Wanting to put off the inevitable for as long as he could, he headed over to the play set that sat outside. His father probably wouldn't care, but his mother.. He had no idea what she would do.
He had a cell phone, but it was for emergencies only. He wondered if something like this counted as an emergency. He was in trouble and on tv, trouble was always an emergency. He sighed and put his head on his knees. He didn't know if anyone would stop by. A part of him hoped that they wouldn't. He had a rather large family and the thought of them being the ones to find him made him even more nervous. What if they snitched before he had a chance to explain? "Shoulda just ignored him." He sighed, afraid of the possibility of harsher consequences.
Max received quite a shock when he suddenly felt a hand on his back. If he hadn't been in a very public place, he would have probably screamed. He was more worried when He heard Michael's voice. He didn't know if Michael would rat him out or not. God, he hoped he wouldn't. He looked up slowly, unsure of how to put the words together. He decided to just spit it out. "My teacher decided to be a smart-ass when I told him he was wrong. He asked me if I wanted to teach the class instead so I just said Yeah. Then he got torqued and decided to give me a week's worth of detention and now my mom has to sign this paper and.. It's just crazy."
Name: Bob
Age: 22
Contact Info: PM
Experience: A few years
